Spring is here……that time of year again… <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vdGlueXBpYy5jb20=>Alright ladies, it’s that time of year once again!!! I think we need to be reminded of a few things.
So my sisters, PLEASE, raise your big toes and repeat after me below…The Open Toed Shoe Pledge
I pledge to follow the Rules when wearing sandals and other open-toe shoes:I vow to go polish-free or to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won’t wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won’t duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr.. Scholl’s if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others.
No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly
to wear sandals.AND . . . I WILL CALL MY ARBONNE CONSULTANT AND ORDER THE RE9 BODY SERUM AND BODY LOTION!!!Item#: 708
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